Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

Schmegdorf 

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

Schmegdorf by Future John February 3, 2005

burping schmeghole 

A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.

I had to take my slacks to the cleaners after that juice was launched from her burping schmeghole.

burping schmeghole by nightfly November 7, 2003

shmegro 

A combination of smeagle and negro. shmegro.

What's good shmegro?

What a good shmegro!

shmegro by Bendoverillgiveyouapseudony June 29, 2010

schmegol 

to causually mooch off of other people in terms of things to do, or things to have that you do not technically have access to.

Im trying to schmegol my way into my way to that party I wasn't invited to.

schmegol by Claire Simon November 13, 2007

schmegonnaise 

Its the mayonnaise that's gone bad on the top rim of the container and usually found in the thread of the mayonnaise lid.

Can you please clean the schmegonnaise off the mayonnaise lid before you put it away.

schmegonnaise by too weeks August 24, 2017

schmeggoloni 

very smol, and wayyyyyyyyyyyy to picky while eating

pls schmeggoloni you can drink this orange juice even if it has pieces in it

schmeggoloni by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl March 15, 2022