schmata 

Mainly used to describe a cheap, raggedy piece of clothing.

Did you see her sweater? What a schmata!

schmata by Sarah L. February 15, 2005

Schmatz 

German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.

see you later, schmatz.

Schmatz by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008

Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010

Schmaus 

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.

That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

Schmaus by Montana guy December 17, 2011

schmaus 

Is a combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It is used to identify someone who acts like an ass because they have little mans syndrome. A schmaus usually drives a really big truck and wears really tight shirts. A schmaus will always embellish stories to make them self look bigger. A schmaus is small so he wants his life to look big.

Whoever is driving that big truck is either a schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

schmaus by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011

schmata 

When used with the term "industry", the schmata industry refers to the clothing industry, specifically in new york city, and specifically in reference to the women's clothing industry.

My father works in the schmata industry.

schmata by nexyjo March 7, 2007

schmasturbator 

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

schmasturbator by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 1, 2009