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a whole lot, many, bunch
If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.
by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems
by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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