An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.
That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!
The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.
A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.
O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!
Robert, quit being such a schlong!
1) slang for baked potato
2) name for an ancient civilization
1) Give me a couple more schlongs
2) The aztecs were a very big schlong
synonymous with mullet
. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.
"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."
A very feminine woman.
She is such a schlong lady.
Shlong is slang for Noodle.
I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.