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1.
A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
by bt February 27, 2003
 
2.
a small and rather mal-nurished penis
"luke u have a schlort"
by Shackoon June 27, 2005
 
3.
Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
by Arsing around in the arse factory November 20, 2007
 
4.
Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio August 01, 2006
 
5.
Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"
Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort
by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
 
6.
Like a Schlong, but shorter.
We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
by Brobacca April 26, 2011
 
7.
Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort
by Vissago December 27, 2002