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The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.
Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."
by fly_fisher November 30, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
by Anastasia Beverhausen September 27, 2005
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When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.
by Schlonger September 10, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 03, 2009
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