scelzi 

(verb) to check out one's own ass in the mirror and then go home and masturbate to the thought of said ass

we noticed he'd taken a while in the dressing room and when he scurried out in a rush, we knew he was going home to scelzi.

scelzi by duff_man May 15, 2007

Scelzi 

A beautiful woman with amazing art skills and a massive intelligence level. She will always be there for you through thick and thin. A woman who will bring you the most happiness you will ever experience in your life.

Get you a girl like Scelzi!

Scelzi by N121S January 11, 2019

Scalzied 

Getting weak in the face of confrontation, pandering for women's approval.

Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)

He might've had a chance with that chick but totally scalzied himself by getting all weird and defensive.

Scalzied by weeniemanforever February 1, 2013

scalzi 

the word everyone knows but doesn’t really know created by silvia lee

BRO THATS SCALZI HEY SCALZI WASSUO SCALZI SILVIASCALZI

scalzi by silviascalzi October 16, 2020

keith scelzo 

Intelligent good looking modest sex machine

I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo

keith scelzo by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019

Davidoff Scalzini 

AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'

AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'

AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'

The man.

The Legend.

The Scalzi.

"Holy shit balls!"

"What's that mate?"

"Scalzi's back in Perth!"

"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"

Davidoff Scalzini by Scott84Perth August 25, 2022

scalzi 

A twat, in man form.

Taken from the name of a liberal progressive race/sex/* baiter who won the Hugo by ripping off Robert A Heinlein. He continues to troll around SF and fantasy fandom pretending that what SF readers really want is an intersectionalist gender studies course. An odious lump of an enlightened male who loses physical contests to a 14 year old girl and brags about it. In sum, a twat in man form.

That guy is one estrogen pill short of lactating, what a scalzi.

scalzi by kevinspaceyhatesyou July 2, 2015