scapulataffy 

The male version of laffytaffy
In a similar way that gock is the male version of a gunt

He was shaking his scapulataffy before he teabagged that bitch.

scapulataffy by H to the O-S-S December 3, 2006

scapulation 

The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.

That hurt! I was scapulated!

After my scapulation, I felt dirty and ashamed.

scapulation by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

scapula

A part of the body that Carl off of the show Jimmy Nuetron Boy Genius says that he hurts alot.

A baseball is flying at Carl. He tries to catch but instead it hits him. Right away he says, " Owe. That hurt my scapula."

scapula by Jafey Brakenloafe August 1, 2006

Scapula Fucking 

Verb
Involving a male and a fatass female or other male (must be fatass), you put the fatass on its belly, squeeze its backfat together and proceed with the fucking. Similar to titty fucking.

Ted: Yo man, me and Savannah had the BEST time scapula fucking last night!
Robert: Shit dude, she's fucking fat as fuck.
Ted: Yeah, that's kinda the point...

Scapula Fucking by Your Favorite Whiteboy September 12, 2012

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's 

Scapulation dumping refers to the process of dumping scapula’s. Little is known about Scapula’s (from the latin word Scapulaiincredabilous) except that they are found at incredible depths within the worlds oceans. It is within their home environment that they creep and crawl over the ocean floors gathering the bubbles from shark farts.

Deep sea trawlers net the scapulas, extract the shark farts and encapsulate them in a vat of spirits which are ultimately sold to the manufacturers of spirit levels and used for the bubbles found within those levels.
Extreme caution must be applied throughout the action to avoid the shark farts entering the seamen’s blood stream and causing “the bends”.

The Scapula’s are not harmed during the process and are dumped back into the sea once their valuable cargo’s are extracted hence the expression “scapulation dumping”.

Prof J.S. Miller

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's and is associated with production of Pioneer Brickies Levels

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's by Ormbo January 22, 2008

Scapula

A rare hereditary congenital defect of the male genitalia, the Scapula is a robust growth of segmented cartilage protruding from the groin to form a sheath around the penis. While commonly referred to as the "chode abode", this is a misnomer as the penis, which extends and retracts into the sheath, is often long and narrow, usually between .55 and .63 centimeters in width and on average 15 centimeters in length. Due to the excessive growth of nerve clusters in the interior lining of the scapula, both erection and retraction of the penis is sudden and painful. When questioned about their scapulae, most subjects noted that they experienced the most discomfort when the penis emerged from the chamber, with one in particular stating "every time i get an erection or even half chubbed, it's like my penis is pushing it's way through gravel." and another comparing their experience to "masturbating with sandpaper"

"Oww, my scapula!"

Scapula by Dr. Edouardo Cornelius Choad June 20, 2017