not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

by ke6isf January 31, 2005

Sausage

A person with little relevance who often acts up and elevates their own status much higher than it ever will be. This person often considers themselves a bit of a god when in fact they are actually, a sausage!

You mate, are a right sausage

by maltavee April 17, 2015

Sausage

A word shouted at someone when playing a very annoying game.

The game is to set someone up to quickly correct you on something very obvious.

It generally starts a wave of Sausage!! attempts, and can be very rewarding when you catch someone out.

Example 1 -

Geoffrey: Urban Thesaurus is such a funny website

Alan: It's Urban Dictionary (duh!)

Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!

Example 2 -

Geoffrey: I would love to, but I don't know how to drive manual

Alan: It's Automatic

Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!

by jamjarjamjar June 29, 2011

Sausage

A man’s penis. Usually referred to by an intimately-involved female to express indignation at the guy’s apparent practice of thinking only with his dick.

He: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
She: Well, if THAT’S how you feel, then I say, why buy the entire PIG just to get a little SAUSAGE?! (Acknowledgements to Andy Rooney)

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

Sausage

Slang for a male penis.

Angelo has a small sausage.

by Karen0309 November 29, 2012

That's the Sausage

An alternative for "That's the ticket", an expression of glee, that one has found the one thing that was missing.

William: "Bo, try this cake" Bo: "That's the Sausage, just what I needed"

by BillDictionaire May 22, 2014

sausager

dude or chick who is a super weener. with douchy-like personality and most likely to sport tribal band tattoos.

a sausager is someone who is lame and smells of foul cheap cologne.

for a good example, watch "Jersey Shore".

by Anti-Sausager August 11, 2010