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Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable
"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Shapirical 

Adjective: a serious opinion that can't be discerned from parodying, typically from a pseudointellectual.
Ben Shapiro's statement that it's your fault for accepting a low wage job was shapirical.
Shapirical by Tennessee Ton August 26, 2020

Sartirical 

To dress in a satiric way, using humorous or absurd accessories to lighten a grave situation. It is a portmanteau of the words 'sartorial' and 'satirical.'
Bill lightened the mood in the emergency department by wearing pink polkadot socks with his blood-stained scrubs. He called it being sartirical.
Sartirical by DwightUrban November 10, 2011

Satification 

The feeling of satisfaction along with much gratification. Lots of satisfaction and gratification together.
"Eating that sandwich gave me very much satification."
Satification by wordmaker5000 April 20, 2010
an even sativa/indica blend of marijuana
Hey, take a hit of this sativica,it will mess you up.
sativica by Chris and Nate February 25, 2008