Anita Sarkeesian 

D-list celebrity and self proclaimed feminist, "media critic". Anita's extremist opinions and thug tactics attempt to intervene in products geared primarily towards men. Her consultation is considered financially dubious. The cult following behind her is only a fraction of the mass coverage she receives.

Anita has personally faced bankruptcy in her endeavor to ruin and exploit the gaming industry for personal gain.

Anita Sarkeesian: "I don't like this game. I think we can change it up. Make her tits smaller."

Male Programmer: "We can't do that."

Anita Sarkeesian: "It'd be a shame if someone were to write a bad review.."

Anita Sarkeesian by RustyNailTermz May 19, 2021

sarkeesian 

A political activist who unintentionally receives free advertising for their cause and becomes famous because their opponents rage loudly about them all over the internet.

Look at all those furious rants about Alex's videos! I bet she's going to be the next Sarkeesian with all the free attention she's getting!

sarkeesian by Wasabitz January 8, 2014

sarkessianesque 

(adjective) deceptive, misrepresented or fraudulent within the field of feminist theory, discourse or on-line activity. synonyms: deceit, graft, hoax, misrepresentation, scam, artifice, barratry, chicane, chicanery, craft, double-dealing, dupery, flimflam, guile, hocus-pocus, hustle, sham, spuriousness, string, bamboozlement, fourberie, hanky-panky, hoodwinking, song and dance, ear-ring model.

Coined from the activity of Anita Sarkeesion, a one time minor celebrity in the field of gaming and entrepreneurship, based upon asking for money and failing to produce the goods. Was last seen on flight to Panama City April circa 2014.

The analysis of Rape Culture, which failed to address prison rape, was noted for it's sarkessianesque rendering of a false reality that erased males and favoured only the female in any and all environments.

A) Hey! You took my car without consent.
B) So What I was having as sarkessianesque moment, so stop oppressing me with your patriarchal attitudes towards property.

She sat smiling, with a decidedly sarkessianesque grin, as she counted her ill gotten gains.

sarkessianesque by TickleyQuill March 19, 2014

Sarkisian

The next great head coach in University of Washington Huskies football, e.g. Steve Sarkisian

In contrast to the shambles Willingham left behind, Sarkisian has the Dawgs in the Top 10.

Locker is completing 72.8% of his passes since Sarkisian took over as head coach!

Honey, I think we should name him "Jesus" or "Sarkisian."

Holy Sarkisian we're going to the Rose Bowl!

Sarkisian by adam hollander December 16, 2008

sarkeesian meltdown 

When someone looses there shit just because someone they dislike is around.

When Anita saw Sargon sitting there she had a sarkeesian meltdown

sarkeesian meltdown by Church of Kek July 4, 2017

sarkeesian effect 

Basement-dwelling neckbeards losing their shit to an apocalyptic degree when mildly criticised by a woman, especially a feminist.

Damn, bro! All she did was ask you to take out the trash, you didn't need to go all Sarkeesian Effect on her!

sarkeesian effect by Nop666 July 19, 2015

Sarkisbian

someone who is a lesbian for ( Mean Girls character) Janis Sarkisian

Cady: Oh my god, would you look at Janis? I’m not a lesbian or anything..but I’m totally a Sarkisbian

Sarkisbian by Dylan-Sarkisian September 24, 2019