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sarcastidance 

An action in which people dance in a facetious manner typically to vapid popular music.
Taylor swift is my favorite musical artist to sarcastidance to.
sarcastidance by Blarck Winsor January 31, 2018

Sarcasmdar 

An internal radar, thought to be instinctual, that determines the levels of sarcasm directly related to interactions with other people.
Derp: Wow those brussel sprouts smell amazing!
Derpette: What!?! Really!?! They smell gross.
Derp: Duh, I was just being sarcastic.
Serpette: Oh, sorry. My Sarcasmdar must be off today.
Sarcasmdar by CrazyCarter December 19, 2012

sarcastagasm 

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"
Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."
sarcastagasm by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

Sarcastabastard 

A portmanteau of sarcastic and bastard. A sarcastabastard always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the ass.

Sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.
Oh, my god. Curtis is such a sarcastabastard. I don't think I've ever heard an honest word outta that guy's mouth.
Sarcastabastard by ER#0R October 12, 2016

sarcastatag 

(N.) A tag, comment or reply that should go over the head of the recipient, but (when done well) provide amusement for those following the thread and infiltrate their subsequent replies.
R24ever: I saw the best boobies at Hackercon this year. This one Xena warriorchick in her leather bikini had smokin' hot 38DDs
Smartass1: I thought Sheena was a man
R24ever: What the eff?? Xena! You don't know who Xena Warrior princess is? really?
Smartass1: Haw dude, it's a song lyric, chill. I was just giving you sarcastatag. Sooooo did you go up and talk to her? Take her back to your room? Did you show her *yer movez?*
R24ever: Nah.... but I could have
Smartass2: Did he show you his light saber? hahaha
Smartass1: (says in a fake R24ever voice) Sheena put that big bad thing away girl.
R24ever: you guys are asshats
sarcastatag by SethroT May 3, 2011

sarcasmdar 

a portmanteau of "sarcasm" and "radar", refers to the ability to recognize sarcasm in conversation. Similar to the use of "gaydar" (the ability to recognize someone's homosexuality)
Guy 1: Miryssa's cute, but she's kind of a ditz.
Guy 2: I know. But it's hilarious when she thinks people are actually mad at her when they're just being sarcastic.
Guy 1: Yeah, her sarcasmdar is totally defective.
sarcasmdar by TheBloss May 12, 2013