sandy chicken

when sand grains are on a mans dick and then has sex with a woman and tears the vaginal area up

Jack dipped his dick in the water at the beach then in the sand and had sex with Sally.

sandy chicken by zack February 4, 2005

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Sand Chicken

A southen term used to describe a turtle.

Last night James and I had some sand chicken.
Willy did you catch that sand chicken I told you about.

Sand Chicken by bigbayba69 July 1, 2008

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Chicken Sanny

1. A handbrake turn

2. A handjob

1. The polis tried to do me there cos i was flingin chicken sannys all o'er the shop!

2. Shit man, what do you mean i didnt get a chicken sanny off that helfy berd last nyt, aye i did!

Chicken Sanny by Sum helfy berd October 22, 2009

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chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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