Saddles Off 

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.

1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"

Saddles Off by Boob man May 20, 2017

blazing saddles 

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

blazing saddles by M.star September 5, 2004

Rusty Saddles 

A sexual position similar to the Rusty Trombone except one or both participants are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). Often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era)
and they seem to all have an unhealthy apatite for fast food.
Ironically the founder of Rusty Saddles was a professional leatherman and loved to cowboy shoot.

"yo Matt loves givin Rusty Saddles to cow hos.", "gitty up lil dowgies"

Rusty Saddles by ultrauseless December 31, 2007

Blazing Saddles 

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

Blazing Saddles by BitchNigga12675 March 8, 2011

Blazing Saddles 

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.

You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!

Blazing Saddles by MaZe February 12, 2004

SigEp Saddle 

The name given to a sorostitute/slam-piece that has ridden on top of so many of the fratstars at the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, that she's basically known as the "saddle" for the house - she'll mount anyone! Just throw her on top and let her enjoy the ride!

The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.

"Rachel is sooooo out of touch with reality that she actually bragged to me that she's known as the "SigEp Saddle" the other day... she has no clue that's not a title one wants to have, or that she should be telling her friends about!

She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"

SigEp Saddle by JLB2629 December 5, 2012

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

Saddle-goose by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020