4 definitions by JLB2629
What it's called when you pull your cock out of your girl and you find her NuvaRing contraceptive ring has worked it's way out during sex and is now at the base of your hard-on.
After we finished our crazy-ass 30 minute fuck session the other night I looked down and saw I had a NuvaRinger with Stephanie that made me feel like I was a bottle at the ring-toss booth at the carnival.
by JLB2629 April 14, 2010
(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.
Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.
Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"
Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.
Very closed related to nigger rigged
Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.
Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"
Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.
Very closed related to nigger rigged
"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.
by JLB2629 January 4, 2010
Stephanie's brother barely has enough manly skills to be a flip artist. I'm sick of having to redo his work around her house!
by JLB2629 January 6, 2010
The name given to a sorostitute/slam-piece that has ridden on top of so many of the fratstars at the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, that she's basically known as the "saddle" for the house - she'll mount anyone! Just throw her on top and let her enjoy the ride!
The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.
The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.
"Rachel is sooooo out of touch with reality that she actually bragged to me that she's known as the "SigEp Saddle" the other day... she has no clue that's not a title one wants to have, or that she should be telling her friends about!
She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"
She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"
by JLB2629 November 30, 2012