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Rum Dumb 

A person or persons for whatever reason have slipped to the bottom of the species intelligence grid. Possibly caused by head trauma, gestational drug use, binge drinking or simply genetic abnormalities most likely incest... Can be affected at any age and almost always permanent. The world is full of rum dumbs and nobody is policing the gene pool unfortunately!!
Oh no! Leroy fell on his head when he was younger and now he rides the short bus with the rest of the rum dumbs.
Rum Dumb by Intothe4restigo January 7, 2023
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Rum Dumb 

Drunk from consuming Rum.
He is such a "rum dumb" from drinking rum all the time.
Rum Dumb by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

rum-dumb 

A noun referring to one who most likely has, will, or is engaging in an activity that is idiotic in nature when compared to everyone else's current activity. Much like how a group of sober people would perceive a drunk person.
"I'm going to throw that fluorescent light bulb"-Alex
"Don't throw it"- everyone else
Alex throws the light bulb and it shatters.
"Don't move police. I'm going to watch you clean that up"-Old Retired Cop
"Way to go rum-dumb"-Josh

rum-dumb by Peter LoPresti March 13, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026