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The leftover urine that drips onto the pants or shorts after zipping up, giving the impression that one has pissed himself, or the water from a faucet that somehow ends up on said parts. Runoff is commonly hidden or removed by wearing long shirts or utilizing the hand-dryer while no one is around.
Bill: Oh hey man looks like you just pissed your pants!

Sven: F*** runoff!
runoff by Waldosziak May 24, 2012
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Kevin Rudolf 

Kevin Rudolf is a musician famous for his hit Let it Rock but also has several other hits such as Welcome to the World. His album In the City has a diverse selection of genres including pop, blues, and rock. One of the freshest artists in the current pop scene.
Joey is known to dance pathetically to Kevin Rudolf music.
Kevin Rudolf by Hershey400 May 18, 2009
A kind hearted gentelman that is the envy of his peers.
Rudolf by noglory722 February 7, 2019

Hipster Runoff 

Probably one of the best blogs on the internet, because it's a bunch of hipster hating hipsters, and they're cool because they can take a little joke about themselves,

Made by Carles, but no one really knows who Carles is, a girl or a guy, old or young, etc. We don't know.
Hey did you hear about how Best Coast insulted Hipster Runoff ?

anal runoff 

Sperm that leaks out of an anus that has just been ejaculated into.
Alisha's pregnancy is a result of anal runoff.
anal runoff by anusbeed April 2, 2010
A man with great talent. The best boyfriend. Will always be there for you no matter what.
Smart ,funny and sporty. If you find him take good care because I know he will. To top it all he is ultra handsome.
He was handsome but not a Rudolf.
Rudolf it up.
I met Rudolf

Boner Runoff 

The water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower.
I held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through.
Boner Runoff by xxJack May 16, 2008