Rubric 

Basically just a table or matrix. Typically used by Muppets with silly moustaches who run L&D departments that produce nothing of substance

‘This rubric is totally going to make you rethink tables and matrices’

Rubric by Urbdicdog May 12, 2021

RubricalPuma 

Calculating Infinity's (a Minecraft Server) community easy girl. A RubricalPuma will marry just about anyone. Shouting in all caps "MCR RULEZ" and "Ghosts aren't real" will land you a super quick hookup. Can be easily identified with the classic "nope" or "yes ma'am" response. Often seen with plastic "pixie" knives attempting to hurt herself

CCBServerGurlRubricalPuma

RubricalPuma by Camibus October 15, 2011

Dirty Rubics Cube 

a sexual practice where one folds their sexual partner into any contorted position that fits inside of a 3x5x4ft box which has its interior covered entirely in fecal matter with a hole cut into the side for the accepting hole of ones partner to receive their penis.

i twisted her up and gave her the good old dirty rubics cube

Dirty Rubics Cube by MindAsh November 26, 2010

rubics pussy 

A condition when a female is horny and has just done an extraneous activity involving the lower half of her body (IE, lots of dancing, running, ect...) and her partner is left with a puzzle to figure out how best to please her without making her cramp.

OR

A female with labia large enough to wrap around in such a way as to completely cover and overtone the entire area around the vagina making it slightly more difficult to initiate a method of sex.

"Ah shit! I got rubics pussy, be careful!"

"Yeah, my girlfriend has the rubics pussy..."

rubics pussy by N4rF February 9, 2003

rubric 

A badass chick who can bro out with the best of them! Also the most sweetest person you could ever meet. But she can definitely RAGE on you if you are acting like a Daryl.

Look at Rubric, she just chugged a beer and quickly saved beeryramid at $0.50 beer night

rubric by Bro-daryl July 15, 2014

nice rubric 

When a rubric is nice

"Nice rubric!"

nice rubric by MuffinGod17 April 12, 2018

rubric 

A confusing "1-6" grading scale used in high schools. Originated from "red ink".

It is rather confusing, because in typical terms 4/6 would be a D+, but on a "rubric" a 4 is more like a B+/A- level, and 5 or 6 are very hard to get.

The same high schools that use "rubrics" tend to ask retarded questions for essays like "Did this essay cause you to reach any EPIPHANIES?"

Whatever, man.

When I was in high school, I got a "4" on my rubric. My mom freaked out, not knowing a 4 was like a B+.

rubric by Downvoting Victim August 31, 2015