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(noun) a lazy, inactive roommate who never leaves the couch. his lack of mobility is legendary, leading visitors to believe that the lower half of his or her body is actually made of sofa.
you know, like your college best friend's slacker roommate that never left the "good" end of the couch.
Whoa, was that guy on the bike your roommate?
Yeah.
Dude, I didn't even know the Roommaid had legs.
Whoa, was that guy on the bike your roommate?
Yeah.
Dude, I didn't even know the Roommaid had legs.
roommaid by Purl Scout December 27, 2011
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roomraiders
The gayest show ever. It is monotonous and boring. The same things happen in every show; three chicks/guys' rooms are raided by this other guy/chick. The raider picks one of the rooms to go out on a date with the owner of the above mentioned room.
Facts: there are different editions, like Gay edition, Texas edition, College edition, Gone Wild edition, or all of the above merged together. They never show any lesbians, only straight people and fags.
Facts: there are different editions, like Gay edition, Texas edition, College edition, Gone Wild edition, or all of the above merged together. They never show any lesbians, only straight people and fags.
"Oh my god! How often do you clean your room?"
"Ok, so I went through the last room... There were some things I liked and some things I didn't"
"Now the tables have turned and it's time for the girls to raid Blabla's room."
"Room number one, I liked the fact that you paint... it shows me that you're artsy and interesting"
"There was something in one of the rooms that I did not like, and that was the smelly butt-plug, so, room number three, I'm gonna have to eliminate you..." - "Oh, that's ok, I'm too good for you anyway..."
"Omg! did you watch roomraiders today!? That guy was such a loser!"
this is repeated over and over and over again in every edition...
"Ok, so I went through the last room... There were some things I liked and some things I didn't"
"Now the tables have turned and it's time for the girls to raid Blabla's room."
"Room number one, I liked the fact that you paint... it shows me that you're artsy and interesting"
"There was something in one of the rooms that I did not like, and that was the smelly butt-plug, so, room number three, I'm gonna have to eliminate you..." - "Oh, that's ok, I'm too good for you anyway..."
"Omg! did you watch roomraiders today!? That guy was such a loser!"
this is repeated over and over and over again in every edition...
roomraiders by polyorchis November 19, 2006
RoomRaider
when someone asks something stupid they are referred to as a roomraider.(someone with no common sense).
man1 asks "If i put my finger in that plug socket. will it electrocute me?."
man2 "oh my god your such a RoomRaider!.
man1 asks "If i put my finger in that plug socket. will it electrocute me?."
man2 "oh my god your such a RoomRaider!.
RoomRaider by VIRUZ5K1 March 4, 2019
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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