Romneysia 

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

Romneysia by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Roomnesia 

When you walk into a room and completely forget what you came in for.

I got to the kitchen and Roomnesia struck again.

Roomnesia by notmysocks March 25, 2009

Romneyache 

I sharp pain in the frontal lobe caused from overexposure to bullshit coming from Mitt Romney's mouth.

I need to hit up Wal Mart for some painkillers. I have a major romneyache from the debate.

Romneyache by AmanO3 October 17, 2012

Romnesia 

The act of forgetting a statement or belief that you had previously expressed the opposite point of view with regards to.

Bob has Romnesia. He was for that before he was against it

Romnesia by Tom Legals July 22, 2012

Romnesia 

The ability of the very wealthy to forget the context in which they made their money.

Gina Rinehart insists that if people want to be millionaires, they should spend more time working. She has Romnesia and failed to mention that she inherited an iron ore mine and a fortune from her father.

Romnesia by Tripsy_McFallover September 24, 2012

Romesick 

To long for Rome, Italy.

I return to Rome in a month. Good thing, too, because I'm so Romesick.

Romesick by AMPlifiar May 25, 2011

Romnesia 

A mental disorder that allows you to saying absolutely anything to win an election. Even if you do not actually believe it, or have said said the opposite in the past.

When Mitt Romney says "I don't believe employers should tell someone whether they can have contraceptive care or not" in a debate, he is suffering from Romnesia.

Romnesia by Pro-Planned Parenthood Girl October 19, 2012