rokjer

rokjer = a girl that u think is trust worthy. and is also competetive and always wants to win.some1 who knows how to act in certain situations. she is always nice to everyone. even tho hates others still shows love. always is sweet but can be a real "snot" whenever she feels like it.

I met this girl and she was kinda like rokjer.

rokjer by Morine May 22, 2007

Al Roker 

Verb, meaning to unintentionally and unexpectedly shit your pants. Also known as gambling and losing. See also, shart. May result in going commando at the white house.

I had the flu and I totally al rokered myself three times, dude.

Al Roker by Jackass36 February 3, 2013

Rokering 

The act of pleasuring yourself while watching "Wake Up With Al".

I came home early only to find Jon Rokering in the living room.

Rokering by ibitestuff February 11, 2014

rokered 

Verb. To attempt to alleviate intestinal gas pressure by farting and actually end up sharting in one's pants. You then throw the soiled underwear away. This is usually done in a public place.

I rokered myself today at school and had to throw the underwear away in the teachers' lounge.

rokered by murkycat January 22, 2014

al roker syndrome 

After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.

Anette had her stomach stapled last month; and now she has Al Roker Syndrome

al roker syndrome by loodpreh January 25, 2007

roker

Combination of rook and snooker. To take advantage of. Rip off. Sucker. No direct relation to Al Roker.

The used car salesman rokered me on that deal.

roker by Poocrot the Robot November 6, 2006

Al Roker 

When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"

"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"

"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."

Al Roker by Newscastrate March 10, 2009