Something so funny that you roll on the floor laughing at something that happened to someone else. Specifically something that is such an absolute fail it is deemed womp worthy.
(After his first one night stand) Bro- Dude she texted me saying that she got the pill and is erasing my number...
*roflwomp*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'