Something so funny that you roll on the floor laughing at something that happened to someone else. Specifically something that is such an absolute fail it is deemed womp worthy.
(After his first one night stand) Bro- Dude she texted me saying that she got the pill and is erasing my number...
*roflwomp*
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.