Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.
Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
1. a person, usually a nerdy, moneyed WhiteAmericanmale living in a metropolitan city, who follows the latest trends and fashions of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, speaks in a fake Brazilian Portuguese accent, and derives a sense of toughness from training in grappling while actually not being able to fight in real life.
"Bro, look at that frail Ripster with his Fruity-Pebbles-vomit-colored, booty-hugging rash guard pants and hideous Samurai Bun Hairdo!"
When you drinkCristal 1996 on your 200ft yacht while throwing pre-licked lobsters at the surrounding peasants in their small day cruisers.. #DirtyRikter
Variety of troll who rips off other people's works, and whores them out on internet forums. Often threadcraps to elevate his or her postcount. Occasionally makes sense, but usually is just posting to hear himself or herself talk.
The ripster posted my pictures as his own, and used them to threadcrap with his fucktardedidiocy.