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Premature Retraculation 

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

retrocopulation

copulation from behind - synonymous with "doggy style"
My favorite sexual position is retrocopulation.

I loved her ass so we retrocopulated all night!

Clamature Retraculation 

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.
You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

Refraculation 

When you ejaculate on your fridge while getting a snack, or drink.
"Uh-oh, I REFRACULATED on the fridge."
"Look out! There's REFRACULATION!"

Retractulation 

Describing the calculated results derived from a retracting device such as a tape measure.
Can I borrow your tape to do the retractulation? Someone seems to have put a cuttoff saw through mine.
Retractulation by Notbazz September 28, 2022