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retartguzzling 

the result of being falsely labeled and then put on medicine that makes you want to kill yourself, handicaping your abilities to perform well, falling asleep in rare situtations which isn't even appropriate, feeling like your body is mush and your brain is being posessed by satan, then eventually trying to commit suicide until the crazy doctor realizes, "oh that must not be the right medicine and says it's best you stay off all medication since you are going crazy on it.

Result of munchausen, where your mom makes things up to a doctor and you get put on so much medication that you start going numb in the arms, repeatedly faint, can't get out of bed, unable to communicate, get trained like a monkey, don't remember anything, too retarted to life objects up or cook.

result from being put in a Nazi death camp killing all your ability and ableness at all. You just take in everything and choke on the right things ending up with just really wierd spit in your mouth so you can do nothing but drool instead of living your normal life.

result of taking so much unneccessary medication that you don't have the ability to be human anymore, you are just incoherent, lazy, lethargic, nonchalant, but feeling horrid and you know you are slaved to do it against your will. Sloppy and can't help it. All people can see is your throat guzzling spit inside and being an absolute retart.
There is no way to servive in a social setting with Nazi's if you have been retartguzzling.

If a nazi catches you retartguzzling they will attempt to kill you or at least initiate you in anyway that is appropriate after t some crazy doctor mistaked you for someone else.
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026