(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.

Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."

remiPhone by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

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regrip

To score dope, drugs, or any other contraband substance. Also, to send someone else to do the same thing for you.

"Yeah, I have to go to the methadone clinic later, but I gotta hit the corner and regrip first..."

or

"Hey, I'm kind of busy right now, do you want to see if Matt will go regrip for us?"

regrip by TheMutherfuckingG July 20, 2006

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Friendship Reciprocity Ratio

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.

Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.

Friendship Reciprocity Ratio by MasturNater July 1, 2014

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