An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."
by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).
(penis).
by w. john May 22, 2004

by Icewaterchrist January 31, 2005

An instantaneous hard-on of such speed & intense rigidity that it snaps your head back on your neck.
by Ron R. May 14, 2003

by DANNIE WALKER January 28, 2004

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007

by hawke4me July 18, 2024
