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All-American Eagle Rejects 

Clothes from American Eagle that you don't buy because they don't fit or you don't like them. Based off of the band, "The All-American Rejects"
Vicky- So did you buy that green sweater?

Sandy- No, it ended up being an All-American Eagle Reject.

Stacy- Those clothes are All-American Eagle Rejects, can you go put them back?

Leah- Sure thing.

Dingle-Berry Rejects 

Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.

Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.

They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.

david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
Dingle-Berry Rejects by kunawaro December 10, 2010

The All American Rejects 

A good band not formed by mtv
The other defininition and the person who added it are gay
The All American Rejects by Philips November 11, 2003

The Devil's Rejects 

One of the greatest and yet most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Directed by Rob Zombie, it is a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, but it's so unique and insane that you can't resist its awesomeness. It's full of rich, eclectic Pulp Fiction-style dialogue, and it's better to experience the film rather than to describe it. It has already achieved cult status.

Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.
Some quotes from The Devil's Rejects:

"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"

"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"

"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"

"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"

"FUCK Groucho!"

"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"

"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"

"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"

"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"

"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"

"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."

The Devil's Rejects 

One heck of a 2005 crime thriller by metal artist Rob Zombie. It's about these sadistic serial killers in backwoods Texas, a lot like texas chainsaw, but they get pursued by this corrput Sheriff and end up holding two couples hostage at a hotel along the way. It kind of reminded me of Natural Born Killers.

Sad thing is, it was probably Rob Zombie's greatest work in film, and probably should have let that be the note he chimed out on in film and went back to music because the Halloween remake really fucked up his rep....but The Devil's Rejects is still a great movie, scary, thrilling and funny.

Of course, it was thought of more comically in retrospect because of the famous "Tutti-fucking-frutti" scene.
Baby: Hey, man, if anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles
Otis: (mimic) Hey, man, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles!
Baby: Don't you fuckin imitate me, it's fuckin rude!
Otis: Fuck you.
Baby: Fuck you!
Cutter: Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
Otis: Yes, it is gonna kill me! I've calculated the time and two seconds is the exact amount of time that's a hazard to my fuckin health!
Baby: Don't be such a fuckin drag, I'm starving!
Otis: *flips her off* Yeah, eat this.
Baby: What is your fuckin problem? I'm in and out in two seconds!
Cutter: Y'know, I think I'm gonna get me some tutti-fuckin-frutti.
Baby: Tutti-fuckin-frutti, that sounds good!
Baby and Cutter: *Taunting* Tutti-fuckin frutti!
Otis: Shut up!
Baby and Cutter: Tutti-fuckin frutti!
Otis: There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future!
*Cuts to ten minutes later, and they have ice cream*

--the infamous dialogue from the infamous tutti-fucking-frutti scene, from The Devil's Rejects

All American rejects

A band who I like to listen to. They make some good music
I'll find someone new.....
All American rejects by Biddy July 20, 2005