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red ryder 

n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun
1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.
red ryder by moan-e January 4, 2005

Red Ryder BB Gun 

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.
Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Red Ryder BB Gun by MrDrEdward February 2, 2022

Red Neck Ryder 

Cara McLeod is "red neck ryder"
Red Neck Ryder by Cara August 16, 2003

red rider 

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.
Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

Red Rider 

A Red Rider is a term for the "top" in a gay relationship, or the man who penetrates his partner.

An additional characteristic which makes a Red Rider is that he does not wear protection (condoms) and is into rough sex.
"Watch out for Terry, he's a red rider."
Red Rider by Spiderm@n1993 January 19, 2010

Daisy Red Rider 

A red headed girl who will ride you.
Ed spent the night with his Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.
Daisy Red Rider by ixtup May 18, 2023