reallas 

your peeps, homies, your crew

" I was chillin in the cut wit my reallas when..."

reallas by Abe21 May 4, 2006

reallahty 

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

reallahty by QuacksO May 25, 2022

realassfriendphobic 

Being afraid of having a real ass friend.

Man you realassfriendphobic

realassfriendphobic by Master Froshi February 8, 2021

realcastic 

noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.

a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!

b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.

a: What do you mean?

b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.

realcastic by prettydangflyy January 13, 2008

Realltsre 

Realltsre is a word my dumb friend made up because she didn't know how to spell the common word, "really". Realltsre is the word you use to describe how dumb a person really is.

My friend Allen is realltsre dumb.

Realltsre by Denver W. July 7, 2019

realeasing the hostages 

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

realeasing the hostages by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Realcasm 

When a person says something serious, but hides it using sarcasm.

Girl1: "I tots just saw the way you were looking at your ex! You def still have feelings for him!"

Girl2: "Oh yeah. You're right. I'm still madly in love with him."

Girl1: "I knew it!"

Girl2: "You're so f-ing dumb. That was sarcasm."

Girl1: "No, that was realcasm."

Realcasm by GGnumero3 July 26, 2009