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rapefruit
a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.
rapefruit by sketchballitudinator December 28, 2008
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Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...
rapefruit by TheDoorMan89 September 14, 2009
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g-RAPEfruit by fuck thinking of a name rn June 4, 2018
Swedish Grapefruit
When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.
I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.
Swedish Grapefruit by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018
Scary Grapefruits
Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
Scary Grapefruits by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.