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feature ransoming 

Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.
"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."
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Randominity 

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.
randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away
Randominity by Trudojo June 29, 2006

ransomania 

1. An irresistible impulse to demand ransom in the absence of any economic motive

2. A mental illness in which you have a strong desire to kidnap foreign vessels

3. A mood disorder; an affective disorder in which the victim tends to respond excessively and sometimes violently during buccaneering.
A. The kidnappers demanded a ransom of one million dollars so I don't think we can pay such that amount of money

B. They suffer ransomania. I am sure they are inclined to react violently if we don't pay ransom for our staff release.
ransomania by Abdi Mahad October 28, 2012

RandomNigga 

1. (noun) Average black male.

2. (noun) Person known to flip and do odd things without warning.

3. (noun) World class trash talker.
1. My TV was stolen by some RandomNigga.

2. Grandmom rolled up, snatched my joint and took a shit on my forehead; she was quite the RandomNigga.

3. That RandomNigga snapped on me so hard, I cried.
RandomNigga by Jo Mama March 24, 2005

Raisoning 

The sexual fantasy of licking a women's vagina for hours on end until the vagina wrinkles into a raison like texture.
Dude 1: WOW! You saw that girls body!?

Dude 2: Are you kiddin' me? Im'a be raisoning her all night!

Dude 1: Fo sho!
Raisoning by Doodlez8 November 29, 2010

wanderly randoming 

A term for walking aimlessly about, used especially when speaker is thinking about something else, or is very sleepy.
"Another tutorial with nothing to do. I s'pose we'll be wanderly randoming around the campus, eh?"
wanderly randoming by Stazi December 9, 2002

randominal 

Derives from the word random. Randominal is a deeper and more meaningful indicating that great thought has been put into the classification of something concerning its randomness.
A black cat walked by and terry exclaimed a few minutes later, "that was randominal."
randominal by ilya the loud February 15, 2005