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quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011
Fraz: I'm so quious about that box
Nic: It's spelt C.U.R.I.O.U.S
quious by madman587587 January 13, 2010
Related Words
(noun): one who specializes in providing quips.
John is quite the quipist with his clever and sarcastic remarks.
Quipist by MHavoc January 19, 2009

Quipsight 

Like hindsight, but for when you think of that witty comeback line 30 seconds too late. Often thought of as you walk away pwned and shaking your head.
Damn quipsight... I wish I'd thought of that killer putdown at the time.
Quipsight by Modus_Morituri August 16, 2012

Shh Quipish 

Sound a whip makes; Abb.- *sq*
Shh quipish shh quipish shh quipish shh quipish!
Shh Quipish by John Matt June 19, 2003
Code for marijuana, smoking marijuana, or to reference.

quippers, quipped, quipping,
Do you have any quips? I need to get high.

That is some good shit. I am so quipped right now.

I'm going home to quip and watch "Half Baked".

My old lady thinks I've been quipping to much latley.

I can't live without the quippers.
quips by Anthony Arnold September 12, 2007

quipshit 

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.
Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.