14 definitions by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 13, 2017
A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 4, 2018
Noun. The rank held by the person in charge of bullshit-production in the Trump administration. Currently held by Sean Spicer.
"How do Bannon's and Spicer's roles differ in the Trump administration? Bannon is the Obergruppenführer, Spicer is the Oberpoopenführer
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean March 7, 2017
Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 9, 2017
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 29, 2019
A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 6, 2020