quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 April 04, 2008

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 June 27, 2007

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 25, 2005

Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 03, 2010

Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

by BATTALIONS96 September 18, 2019

Quaffle

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

by Blehooha Fluffpants August 28, 2011