Urban Dictionary: quaffle

15.

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 June 26, 2007

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16.

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 April 04, 2008

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17.

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.

Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan

by Rdiesal March 11, 2005

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18.

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

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