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A doctor of questionable ablitiy and reputation.
Even tho Erin's dad claims to be a doctor, I say he's a quack! He didn't even graduate high school!
by Stella Lafayette December 04, 2004
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1. a fraudulent physician

2. any physician
This quack has no skills in medicine at all.
by Light Joker December 31, 2005
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A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.
Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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1. The act of pulling down a beanie-hat hybrid over someones face to where the bill of it is over their mouth, hence the quack.
Bro: dude that nerd is way to nerdy to wear that cool hat.
Bro2: I know dude. Let's quack him.
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Nerd: Ahh noo. I've been quacked!
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A very sexy sound when moaned by a girl.
guy: so what do ducks say?
girl: ...quack.....
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-To quack is to perform an act that displays one's stupidity, incoherence, lack of coordination, or outright inability to relate or adapt in a social setting. Derived from the sound a duck makes, more specifically the verb form for what a duck (see definitions 5,8, and 9 for "duck") does.
-To fuck up the situation for everybody.
You missed the biggest quack!
What happened?
____ ran down the hill, tripped and busted ass all over the sidewalk and fence by the tennis courts!

How was your birthday?
Fun as shit, we got fucked up then ______ quacked ridiculously by hitting the blunt BACKWARDS! He didn't even notice for like 2 seconds, then he got up and slid down the hill and lost his keys.
What a fuckin' quack

I dropped the entire pizza on the ground.
You're so quackin.
by DaQuackyPaki December 06, 2009
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