Parcopresis is described as an inability to take a shit when other people are perceived or are likely to be nearby. (e.g: in the same public toilet, house or building). This has pretty much ruined my life in many aspects so far, but its not an officially recognized medical condition.. so i guess i'll have to live with it. Fuck.
Bro i can't take a shit in the stadium's public bathroom, i have Parcopresis.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'