Parcopresis is described as an inability to take a shit when other people are perceived or are likely to be nearby. (e.g: in the same public toilet, house or building). This has pretty much ruined my life in many aspects so far, but its not an officially recognized medical condition.. so i guess i'll have to live with it. Fuck.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.