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Parcopresis 

Parcopresis is described as an inability to take a shit when other people are perceived or are likely to be nearby. (e.g: in the same public toilet, house or building). This has pretty much ruined my life in many aspects so far, but its not an officially recognized medical condition.. so i guess i'll have to live with it. Fuck.
Bro i can't take a shit in the stadium's public bathroom, i have Parcopresis.
Parcopresis by shiskebab2056 June 21, 2021

percopamis

taint water
that plant in a percopamis
percopamis by johnny mack69 April 28, 2022

percopops 

STREET NAME FOR: Actiq Fentanyl lollypop

100x's more powerful than Morphine
black market cost a US$20 to US$40 each, depending on dosage
prescribed for Cancer pain therapy
Let's get thrown on some percopops.
percopops by GanjaGurl420 January 5, 2011

porcoprurimolliphobia

The fear of soft pork scratchings. From the Latin words "porcus", "prurire" and "mollius".
Patrick has severe porcoprurimolliphobia. He wanted me to tape the bag shut in case the scratchings crawled out during the night

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026