2 definitions by shiskebab2056

Melon

If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.

Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.

by shiskebab2056 November 13, 2021

Parcopresis

Parcopresis is described as an inability to take a shit when other people are perceived or are likely to be nearby. (e.g: in the same public toilet, house or building). This has pretty much ruined my life in many aspects so far, but its not an officially recognized medical condition.. so i guess i'll have to live with it. Fuck.

Bro i can't take a shit in the stadium's public bathroom, i have Parcopresis.

by shiskebab2056 June 21, 2021