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Reiner is the Type of Guy that you Meet at a Park.

He will Use his Dog or even "Sink As Low" to Use His Own Child as a Prop to befriend you, SO THAT HE CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

Later, when you find out that he is MARRIED, you will REALIZE that she is mostly supporting him,

while he rattles off all her bad qualities AS HE FUCKS YOU.

He seems to take great pleasure in slowly torturing her with doubt, lying and betrayal.

Reiner is the opposite of Love.

Reiner is the opposite of Faith.

Reiner is the opposite of Loyalty.
"Reiner is the opposite of Love."
by Amanda at the Beach November 09, 2013
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Reiner has three Meanings.

1. Reiner is another name for a Pedophile (Child Molester). You will see them in the parks sitting on a bench, wearing sunglasses.

Many times, they will have these Velcro strip looking goatees.

EX: "Hey, look at the Reiner over there on the bench fantasizing about fucking all the kids in this park. Pretty Gross."

2. Reiner is another name for a Cradle Robber.

EX: "Wow, look at the Reiner over there with his mail order bride trophy wife. She is young enough to be his daughter."

3. Reiner is another name for a Pervert/Perv.

EX: "Look at the Reiner over there jacking off in the bushes. ICKY."
"The Word Reiner has many meanings, but they are all bad."
by That's All Folks November 06, 2013
Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business.

You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.

You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.

But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.

You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
"Reiner is one sad, little man."
by Tina from T-Street November 10, 2013
Reiner is a uncommon name for a male.

It is the English version of the German name “Rayner.“

Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty “fake” quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.

They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy “Control Freak” and “Sneaky” edge.
“Reiner is one vile, sneaky sack of shit. He slept with my sister while trying to bed my wife and daughter at the same time.”
by Ian De La Rosa October 13, 2013
A "Reiner" is a stingy person who also has a small cock.
Reiner, I am sorry about your small cock, but you don't have to be so stingy.
by Robbie Van Zant October 27, 2013
A Reiner is a man with a small penis.
"How did your date with Chad go? Not too good. He had a very small package and turned out to be a Reiner."
by Robbie Van Zant October 26, 2013
Most Reiners ARE CREEPY LITTLE MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET LAID.

They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.

You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.

They are best avoided.
"Wow, Reiner is one creepy fuck. He is going to have to get a maid-order bride if he ever wants to get laid."
by Judy at Albertsons November 22, 2013

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