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Putisiesta 

Püt-tē-sēes-tä

A nap taken by a Spanish-speaking gay man between a day activity and a night activity to re-energize between the two. Typically taken after the day activity and before the night activity, but in rare party-monster instances can be taken after the night activity for a day event. Sometimes taken after work before a night event.

A necessary activity to continue pummeling your body with substances, men and loud repetitive dance music for hours to come.

Same as disco nap, but more demographically specific.
“Where’s David?”
“She left the pool party already. Went to go buy poppers and then going to take a putisiesta before the Cerulean Party tonight”
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Vladimir Puto 

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!
Vladimir Puto by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022
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A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.
Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.
putsch by jesster79 February 2, 2006
When ur pizza rolls r done
Hey hey hey don’t go in my shed

What

Wait I need to go get my pizza rolls they are putseed
Oh ok
Putseed by ryan_schenk May 15, 2019

Putashuta 

This is the action taken when someone is pissed at someone and wants revenge. All it involves is 2 angry Latinas, a sandal, a strong Latina arm, and a rationalization behind this absolute #galfight starter. This can solely be done by a Latina female, as it involves extreme hand-eye coordination which can be seen on the common pissed-off Latina. One Latina is walking away thinking she just won the argument and that she is the literal shit. The other Latina then takes her sandal and aimlessly chucks the sandal with the goal of hitting the not-so-cool-thinks-she’s-the-shit Latina, preferably in the head or upper ass. This sandal, having been thrown by a pissed-off Latina, will inevitably hit the other girl.
Juanita just found out she’s not invited to margaritas quinceañera. They get into an intense argument when margarita storms off thinking she is the shit. Right then and there, Juanita pulls a putashuta and hits the bitch in the face. Boom. Putashutad.
Putashuta by Thegr8testputa#1 February 4, 2019

Putsovagalism 

Putsovagalism: puts the PEOPLE in screenshots
Putsovagalism: Putsovager Cyka Blyat
Putsovagalism by Skramp July 18, 2020

*Puts on Sunglasses* 

A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come
"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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