153 definitions by jesster79
A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.
1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
An evil person who acts very much like one of the Darths found in Star Wars. A person who is causing misery and suffering.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
by jesster79 March 3, 2004
A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.
by jesster79 January 24, 2006
Latin words meaining empty chair. Usually means that the papal office is unoccupied.
What the Presidency is in effect, since we now have an illegitimate pretender as our President since January of 2001.
What the Presidency is in effect, since we now have an illegitimate pretender as our President since January of 2001.
The office of the President has been Sede Vacante since the election of George W. Bush and his taking office in January of 2001.
by jesster79 February 8, 2006
by jesster79 February 19, 2006
1. A type of military uniform worn by fighter pilots during missions.
2. A suit worn by politicans when they screw up and want to cover it up by four flushing posturing.
2. A suit worn by politicans when they screw up and want to cover it up by four flushing posturing.
George W. Bush wore a flight suit right before landing on a carrier deck to deliver that little mission accomplished speech.
by jesster79 January 24, 2006