The most stupid, unintelligent creature on the face of the earth capable of climbing into it's own anus. This "animal"'s stupidity is so strong that the basis of negative intelligence can spawn random anti-matter and cause illiteracy in inatimate objects and or damage. Puppies usually live in anus' such as their own or other puppies or people. In the United States and many countries it is illegal to own or sell puppies. A puppy's eyes radiate the most powerful stupidity levels, passing a quick glance will cause immediate and irreversible intelligence loss. Puppies must have their eyes covered by a small cloth at all times, this will also prevent excitement that may cause it's anus to explode. Puppies are known to give off radiation.

Despite common believe, dogs are never to be confused with puppies. When a puppy grows, it simply becomes a larger puppy, when a dog grows it becomes a large dog.
That man has a puppy! Open fire!

He's got puppies strapped onto him, (Suicide puppy bomber) retreat.

Soldier, do not let that small sheet lift from that things eyes, it's anus will fucking explode.

This man appears to have been within 20,000 miles of a puppy, he's a fucking moron!
by rectalexplosion April 15, 2011
A small dog, usually cute and playful
Look at that cute puppy!
by Puppy man June 03, 2003
A small, cute dog. People enjoy puppies because they're cute and playful, but after about three weeks they've grown into full-size dogs who knock stuff over and take dumps on your furniture.
Damn it Harold, your puppy just took a shit on my Barcalounger.
by C++ February 10, 2005
a lil doggy
ello puppy
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Baby dogs.
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
Womens Breasts, also refered to as Funbags, Hooters
Oh my lord I think she is going to let the puppies out
by Poon Idol December 24, 2003
1. A very cute, young, fuzzy, typically small and playful dog.
2. Referring to an object.
3. (Slang) A very attractive girl who attracts guys by whining.
1. Nothing is cuter, sweeter, or snugglier than a puppy. =)
2. That's one fast puppy!
3. The new girl on my street is a puppy.
by Someone, March 09, 2006
*A baby dog.

*If plural, it refers to breasts.

*A slang term for a person, when referring something in relation to.
"There's nothing in life more cute than a puppy. ^-^ "

"Show me some puppies!!!"
-Jerry "The King" Lawler

"He's an expert in torture and he likes his gun because the bullets lodge in instead of going through, making the one almost incapable of healing. He's one sick puppy, that Ocelot."
-Master Miller, MGS
by Dave July 25, 2004

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