Pulling a Mason 

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

Pulling a Mason by Mbandit August 24, 2009

pulling a mason 

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.

Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"

pulling a mason by premiumwieners69 May 18, 2008

pulling a mason 

dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.

how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.

pulling a mason by euromullet4 June 17, 2009

Pulling a Mason 

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.

Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

Pulling a Mason by YungPedroThrNegroe August 22, 2019

Pulling A Mahony 

When transiting from point A to point B, one becomes overwhelmed with the need to urinate, and does so wherever one happens to be

"I was driving in to work this morning and ended up Pulling A Mahony half way there"

Pulling A Mahony by Wolfpack Tuck September 23, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004