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pulling a mason 

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.
Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"

pulling a mason 

dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.
how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.
pulling a mason by euromullet4 June 17, 2009

Pulling a Mason 

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.
Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

Pulling A Mahony 

When transiting from point A to point B, one becomes overwhelmed with the need to urinate, and does so wherever one happens to be
"I was driving in to work this morning and ended up Pulling A Mahony half way there"
Pulling A Mahony by Wolfpack Tuck September 23, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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