Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

Portable Puddles by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

Tummy puddles  

Making tummy puddles refers to male masturbation, it comes from the 'puddle' of seimen left on the males abdomen after explusion.

Some fine thing went by me today, was up all night making tummy puddles after.

Tummy puddles by markers May 26, 2008

drunk to puddles 

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

drunk to puddles by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008

Panty Puddles 

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.

A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.

"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."

"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."

Panty Puddles by Pompy April 12, 2007

Chest Puddles 

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.

Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.

Chest Puddles by The Colonel February 27, 2006

mud puddler 

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

mud puddler by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

Meat Puddles 

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

Meat Puddles by thesonofabob June 12, 2011