puddlescum 

The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

puddlescum by Amanda January 17, 2004

Puddlejumper 

A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.

When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.

Puddlejumper by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

puddlecunt

A woman whose pussy gets extremely wet during sex.

That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.

puddlecunt by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018

puddlecuddle 

Public hot tub

Hay darling would you like to meet me at the, "puddlecuddle," in the apartments.

puddlecuddle by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019

Puddlemum

A mother resembling a puddle.

Ha look at you, you've got a puddlemum

Puddlemum by vioStyle January 7, 2009

Puddle scum

Concentrated dirty waterz

A person that's good at being outta pocket !"Hey Puddle scum"You ran off with my bitch in my car and you got my sack of cigarz....

Puddle scum by Da Dirty Waterz January 23, 2018

Puddlesluts 

Definition one multiple hot female sluts definition too the bowl of methamphetamine that the hot female sluts are smoking

Oh this is a fat puddlesluts we are smoking on...
Oh there is so many puddlesluts here

Puddlesluts by Slacktose May 9, 2022