psuedophile

A psuedophile is a person who constantly tells self-flattering lies to his friends in a pathetic attempt to make them think more of him.

Matthew: "A biker put a gun to my head because I'm higher up on the ladder than he is. Then I smoked 15 cones, drunk 2 cartons of Jacks then drove home. On the way I had to stop and beat up twelve abbos with one hand, the bong was in my other. Then I picked up 10 smoking hot drunk girls, banged them all and dropped them home, apologizing to their boyfriends on the way coz I'm a good guy. The cops pulled me over and breathalized me on the freeway but i told them I only lived around the corner and they let me off for the third time in a week. I have a supermodel girlfriend who I got pregnant but you guys can't meet her or see her. Ever. Now I'm an ice dealer."

Matthew is a psuedophile.

psuedophile by Grazer1989 May 15, 2009

pseudoship

It's when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. It's when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. It's usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you're in the pseudoship with.

I love pseudoships because I'd rather have the potential of some than the reality of most.

pseudoship by packphour September 7, 2005

pseudohippie 

liberal activists who support PETA, wear sweatshop-free clothing (from Urban Outfitters), pretend to listen to bob marley, smoke weed, and act like they are really involved in politics, man.
also tend to sport jewelry with peace signs.

when really, they don't believe in it as much as they just want to look cool.

pseudohippie: "Man, f*** bush! make love, not war guys! and pass the reefer!"

nonpseudohippie: "wtf, that girl is such a pseudohippie! her bag was probably made in a sweatshop! and i saw her driving through mcdonalds!"

pseudohippie by lauren_e October 30, 2007

psuedoscience 

A belief system that gives itself the trappings of a science when it actually doesn't adhere much to the scientific method. Can range from something as mild as cryptozoology ("monster hunting", which has its heart in the right place but is far too uncritical of things) to various New Age beliefs, creationism, alternative medicine, etc. etc.

My friend went to a chiropractor, but after he found out that the whole field was a psuedoscience he decided to get massages at home.

psuedoscience by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

psuedosheila 

a term to describe a girl who often lies and acts different around different people

Carly: Will you go out with me
Greg: nope, i dont like you
Carly(to other girl): Greg has a crush on me, he asked me out.
Greg(to Carly): You psuedosheila!

psuedosheila by fushianugget May 17, 2011

pseudohipster

Someone who has the outward appearance of a hipster, but who actually prescribes to mainstream lifestyle.

Greg wears retro eyeglasses and has an indie comic book collection, but works as a bank manager; he's a pseudohipster.

pseudohipster by MFRM December 14, 2014

Psuedostitute 

A girl who uses tinder in an attempt to sell nude photographs using apps like Venmo to take payment. Combination of the pre-fix "psuedo" (meaning fake) and the word "prostitutes"

"Shut the fuck up you psuedostitute and get a job. Nobody's buying your ugly ass nudes."

Psuedostitute by Pocketzest January 22, 2019