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pseudogarboyle 

Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.

The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is

P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.

Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.

Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
pseudogarboyle by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007
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Pseudogay 

The act of pretending to be Gay,in order to avoid unnecessary relations with the opposite sex at a given time.
Phill:Hey...I love tom...he's such a good guy.
Alex:I love him too..but he's kinsey six Gay...he blew off that hot blonde at my party.
Phill:lol...no dude...he just pseudogayed her cause his into brunettes now...
Alex:nice...
Pseudogay by Sahand666 September 22, 2012

psuedomasochism 

when you're not really into that sorta thing...
My girlfriend is a dom and she totally enjoys it... But I can't take another three-foot dildo in my ass...

Ah, psuedomasochism...

Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.
Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
Pseudogamer by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010
Combination of Pedophile and Gay to create a hybrid word to describe a type of person who molests boys usually in the age range of three to nine.
Pedogay today!
That person is so pedogay.
Pedogays should all die because they are disgusting.
Pedogay by King_John December 4, 2003

psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
psuedomarried by josh August 30, 2005

Pseudogay 

When a straight guy is attracted to femboys just because they resemble flat chicks, but with dicks and that is technically counted as straight. Also called as femboysexual.
Tim is a pseudogay as his lover Elliot is a femboy.
Pseudogay by Diego_Brando November 15, 2021