psuedogasm

What chicks do when the have their wicked way with me.

"Fucking hell, Cameron, if you don't finish soon I'm a gon' have a psuedogasm"
"I'm paid for the whole hour, I'll use the whole hour."

psuedogasm by Team Cam September 29, 2008

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psuedomasochism

when you're not really into that sorta thing...

My girlfriend is a dom and she totally enjoys it... But I can't take another three-foot dildo in my ass...

Ah, psuedomasochism...

psuedomasochism by Kenneth S. Janes October 21, 2007

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psuedogasm • Psuedoism • Pseudogamer • pseudorgasm • Psuedogem • psuedomasochism

Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.

Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."

Pseudogamer by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010