| 1. | protect ya neck | ||
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protect : watch
ya : your neck : dick so protect ay neck means to watch your ass "watch ya step kid... yo ya best protect ya neck" - wu tang
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| 2. | protect the children | ||
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It is a philosophy conservatives and assorted soccer moms came up with to destroy everything a kid might find fun. It is based on the idea that if people coddle their kids from doing anything that even could have the slightest potential for harming the kid it should be outlawed.
How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble. no more swing-sets to take kids on? No more good kids television shows? No more fun animated violence in video games/movies? good cooking utensils? Safety scissors? dressing up in full military armor to just go rollerskating. The list goes on and on!
Me: why is your son fat soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you? Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright." |
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| 3. | Sacha | ||
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The name origin and meaning of Sacha
Russian Meaning: Helper and defender of mankind. Diminutive of Alexander (Greek) "man's defender." Sacha has 2 variant forms: Sascha and Sasha. "Sacha me" to make cool or to change. "Sacha it , or "be Sacha" to protect or defend or to be brave. Sacha,cool,Russian,Greek,Defender, brave, protect
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| 4. | rape pen | ||
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An object distributed by departments of health nation-wide to promote those who have been raped to call the phone number distinctly labeled on the pen.
They have also become a rare fad in schools. When a rape pen is spotted it is normally followed by someone saying protect against rape! Please call 1-888-956-RAPE
Omg a rape pen! Protect against rape! Hey, can I borrow your rape pen? |
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| 5. | Shwazooki | ||
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Of,or relating to a case or bag;to protect or hide an object It can be a verb or noun:
Verb: "Joe shwazookied past security trying to protect the bag." Noun: "Dad told John to put the laptop in the shwazooki." |
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| 6. | Protect From Missiles | ||
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To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles. Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter. "Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie." |
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| 7. | Nullification | ||
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The Power to protect yourself, guard yourself from any dangerous power. Mikan"So what's your Alice?"
Natsume"Fire, What's yours?" Mikan"Nullification." Natsume"That's pretty selfish that you can only protect yourself." |
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